Showing posts with label PLL. Show all posts
Showing posts with label PLL. Show all posts

Wednesday, July 12, 2017

Reflections of, and on Pretty Little Liars


Pretty Little Liars, in essence, held up a mirror to society’s perception of teenage girls. Beneath the outrageous plots, the series proved to be a unique platform exploring cyber bullying, teen sexuality, and myriad interpretations of female empowerment in modern America.

How do you sum up seven seasons of a show in one blog post? Pretty Little Liars was an interesting, hypnotic, and addictive series, occasionally a hot mess, sometimes sublime, and often a stunning feat of visual storytelling.

The show that inspired text dread.
“Hyperreality” has always been a catch cry of the show. Teen life in the made up town of Rosewood was both familiar and unfamiliar, like a strange dream: viewers were immersed, and then constantly saturated, in the surreal, fantastical intensity.

The story kicked off with the blackmail of our leads via a cyber-bully known as “A” one year after their friend Alison disappeared. Each girl has something to hide, and A manipulates our leads like puppets… But when Alison’s body shows up the “game” becomes dangerous.

Sometimes "A" went for old school over tech.
Over the course of the series more than one A is revealed, but to be honest, these twists seem somewhat irrelevant: the power of the show lies in the journey.

At each step the “liars”,  as the group of girls are known, chose between loyalty to friends, family, or lovers; considered how far they’re go to protect a secret or expose the truth; and decided who to believe—and who to lie to.

(Round of applause from Team Sparia.)


The adults of Rosewood, flawed by their suburban mindset, excel at ethically questionable choices and distasteful compromises to protect their concept of family and more importantly, reputation. Most men in Rosewood were revealed to be either incompetent, corrupt, weak, predatory—or all of the above.

Moms Of PLL, the spin-off we're all waiting for.
There were as many references to classic film and literature as there were to pop culture. Pretty Little Liars wasn’t afraid to be clever, and celebrated intelligent women, but it also explored the pitfalls and false safety that came from relying on superior intellect: the hubris of a high IQ and an arguably low EIQ.

Perception is key, and at times PLL felt like a kaleidoscope. Twist the lens a little, and you could see another perspective. Being “strong” was open to interpretation. Emily and Hanna’s versions differed greatly from, say, Mona's and Charlotte's.

When you and your friends suddenly become bridal models.
The character of Spencer was arguably the leader of the liars. It could also be said she qualified as somewhat of a bully. Deciding on a culprit, she pursued and persecuted with zealous. And while remorseful when her conclusions proved wrong, she was just as rabid with the next person in her sights.

The cool thing was you could throw ideas like this around online, and have myriad reactions come back at you because the show existed in a relatively new mental zone: the fandom got to enjoy a TV show in an era of rampant social media interaction spanning podcast, recaps and fan fiction. You were never alone in watching Pretty Little Liars—the Internet made sure of that.

Let's be honest: pre-disappearance Alison
was a hella scary mean girl.
The leads’ burgeoning sexuality was explored from a few angles. Some of the girls experimented with employing sexuality as a manipulative tool. Others were judged based on their love lives, persecuted via rumor and speculation.

And of course the series showed that love leads to vulnerability as much as empowerment. An ex-boyfriend murdered Maya, and other supporting characters like Shana and Ian were driven by love to try and harm the liars, while A uses the liars’ lovers to manipulate them.

(Good gasp face was a prerequisite for a role on this show btw.)


But it wasn't all hugs and roses. Aria’s relationship with her predatory teacher Ezra Fitz divided fans. (The decision to pair the characters with their original high school love interests by the series finale, including said teacher, was another divisive choice.)

Rarely has a show soared so high, tripped over its own feet, picked itself up, and reached for the stars again—only to repeat the process. Part of the erratic quality was due to the epic amount of episodes (totaling 160). This meant an array of writers, speedy production, and the problem of guest actors being unavailable as their success soared, cutting off storylines. (And viewers can only guess at network input as the show’s popularity grew.)

How Jason made it through this show
sane remains the greatest mystery.
At it’s worst, PLL stumbled with characters who weren’t consistent in their behavior, dropped narratives, a problematic presentation of transgender character Charlotte, occasionally romanticized presentation of mental illness (including the psychiatric hospital that was more like a bed and breakfast from Twin Peaks), and got out of narrative corners they’d written themselves into by employing outlandish soapie plot devices.

Cece/Charlotte loved a good game.
Alison’s return from the faux-dead was difficult because the character had reached mythic proportions in the mind of viewers. Likewise the infamous time jump, that saw the story move forward a few years, was extremely problematic—the evolution of the characters appeared to have stalled, or even backtracked, in their years away from the screen.

Post time jump liars were a tad boozy.
But at its best, PLL had audiences on the edge of their seat with stories both diabolical and touching, offering interesting and multi-faceted social commentary, and complex female characters who (mostly) made brave, clever choices in the face of adversity.

Who could forget Emily coming out to her dad Wayne, or her mom Pam’s difficulties adjusting? Or the moment the audience learned of Hannah’s history with an eating disorder? Or discovering the perfect Spencer had a drug problem? Or realizing the long-term, deeply damaging impact Alison’s bullying had on Mona and Lucas?

Wayne ftw.
The hypocrisy of the deeply flawed and wealthy Hastings family was riveting. Ashley exchanging sexual favors with a corrupt cop to keep her daughter’s criminal record clean was thought provoking. The familial isolation of Caleb and Tobey, and their subsequent self-sufficiency and emotional vulnerability was well written.

The Sweet Team
And visually let’s not forget the wild styling and stunning direction (the show had a darkness to it that wasn’t just metaphorical)—not to mention an actual “noir” episode. Pretty Little Liars managed to straddle the commercial requirements of being on a relatively conservative network while pushing the boundaries of standard teen TV. (Kudos on the soundtrack too.)

Remember Ravenswood?
Because empowerment was a core theme, one of the most disturbing (yet enthralling) elements of the series was a lust for control, and the resulting dehumanization. The mysterious A treated the liars like dolls, playing with their lives, and at one point built a life-sized dollhouse, complete with replica bedrooms, in which to imprison them. Dolls, masks, magic tricks, and illusions… Pretty Little Liars was constantly upping its symbolic game.

Like a never-ending whodunit, the series piled on the mysteries and crimes. Life for the liars was full of twisted adventures, usually with A at the core. “This enemy is everywhere and nowhere at the same time,” said resident hacker Caleb of the elusive troublemaker, while Emily baldly stated, “A is a terrorist.”

Hardcore.
The show was fuelled by choice and consequence but the guiding light was that the often tested bond between the young women  proved unbreakable. The liars’ litany of mistakes is breathtaking, yet their character flaws and weaknesses were acknowledged and accepted by the rest of the crew. Female friendship was given more screen time than romantic love.

It's Tippy!
So, time to say vale PLL. Goodbye to wildly inappropriate cocktail funeral attire, and fantastical storylines that included clues from Tippy the talking bird. To a town that had more social events than New York City. To a show that even when it momentarily failed, failed with flair. To Mona, one of my favorite female characters ever on television.

Such an interesting woman.
To a place where the years and seasons never seemed to follow the laws of the universe. To infinite procedural red herrings. To countless examples of awe-inspiring attempts at emotional manipulation. To the endless employment of popular plot devices, from secret adoptions, psychics, hidden tunnels, unearthed bodies, infidelity, and evil twins (‘ello Alex).

Hats off to the hard work and imagination of a cast and crew who took the original premise and ran with it to entertaining extremes. Thanks for showing that a group of teenage girls were capable of not just surviving persecution, but fighting back, while taking control of their futures—with the help of their friends.



Monday, October 3, 2016

Female Characters and Interpretations of Empowerment on TV

Dominique Tipper as Naomi Nagata on The Expanse
Casual use of the term empowerment has come under scrutiny in recent times; female empowerment especially is a bit of a minefield, and on television everyone has different ideas as to what constitutes empowered female characters.

Telling people they should like a character or program for politically correct or “empowering” reasons is pointless. A television series involves hours of viewing, possibly spread across years. If the audience doesn’t connect in some way with at least one character, they won’t continue watching. The harsh truth is you need viewers to feel engaged, not obligated. And that’s complicated.

People recommend a series and assume I’ll love it because the female lead “kicks ass.” But lately my reaction has been disappointment for the most part. When a trend in entertainment takes off, new tropes and stereotypes evolve, and the current lot hasn’t been holding much appeal.

Discussing with a friend how “empowerment” for female characters seems to translate as a penchant for physical violence and more aggressive language, she pointed out these are characteristics traditionally viewed as masculine traits, and in today’s world are still more admired than attributes considered traditionally feminine.

This got me thinking: empathy, kindness, tolerance and gentleness, historically considered feminine traits (however right or wrong an assumption) aren’t really celebrated onscreen. Great for brief humanizing moments, or when displayed by the support cast, but they aren’t the dominant aspect of leading female characters currently on TV. Aggression—whether physical or verbal—is generally the popular trait.

At present, I dislike the Passionate Idiot trope most. She’s found not just on television but in film and fiction too. The Passionate Idiot is often dressed in skin-tight jeans and a singlet, is a heavy drinker, and always mouthing off. Basically she acts like a bitch because she’s been hurt in the past. Usually good in physical fights, and often involved in them, being aggressive both physically and verbally.

With this emerging stereotype “passion” replaces intelligence as an admirable quality; the passionate idiot is brave but not too smart, missing vital clues, often forgoing a plan and leaping into dangerous situations without thinking. But loyalty to friends, combined with an aggressively “passionate” nature, is apparently more appealing in terms of hero qualities than an intelligent woman who uses her brain, and occasionally practices restraint.

Have you ever heard the argument most TV and film is written to appeal to the inner 12-year-old boy of the male audience? I feel like the “empowerment” female heroes of today are written to be in-ya-face cool as imagined by the inner 12-year-old girl of the female audience.

Scriptwriting is key to creating interesting female characters onscreen, but glossing a PC veneer of “empowerment” onto the surface doesn’t an in-depth and fascinating character make. So what makes a female character on TV qualify as empowered? Tough question, since it involves breaking down actions and motivations, onion-style.

A flawed character is immensely appealing and always has been, but why are some deemed annoying while others become TV icons? At what point, and why, does a representation of a woman on television leap out of the screen, making the viewer want to see the rest of her journey? And does a female character need to be “empowered” to be popular?

Life experience impacts audience response. That’s what I like about television: it’s just you, the story, and a whole lot of twists and turns, in terms of reactions. Sometimes people can’t verbalize why they love a show or character, possibly because they’re not consciously aware of the reasoning; the subconscious has it’s own agenda, and often doesn’t like to share.

Considering my own response to female characters on the small screen seemed a good way to ponder empowerment, and appeal. Below I’ve listed a few shows, characters, and scenes that have stuck, in the hopes of breaking down where exactly empowerment and engagement cross for me as a viewer (that will hopefully help me as a writer).


Orphan Black


The clone premise of this program provides even better storylines than identical twins with opposing personalities (here’s looking at you, Wakefield sisters from Sweet Valley High). They say everyone has a doppelganger in the world, and this is a nightmarish/futuristic interpretation of the idea.

Orphan Black isn’t my favorite science fiction series but I think the writers play with expectations of womanhood and a woman’s concept of identity marvelously. Part of Orphan Black’s success is the way the narrative plays with tropes. Storylines we’re traditionally used to seeing on TV get flipped on their head. A dark sense of humor balances out heavy themes; I love the occasionally whacky messes this mob gets into alongside the intense dramatic moments.

Most notable characters (for me) include clone Alison Hendrix, a suburban housewife whose desire for Brady-like perfection turns out to be just one facet of her nature. On her journey of “empowerment” Alison found time to fit murder and a drug-dealing career into her busy lifestyle.

Then there is Helena. Trained to be a killing machine, Helena enters the story as an assassin attempting to eliminate her fellow clones. Raised on warped religious dogma, she’s hilariously funny in a deeply shocking way, but at the same time her unique perspective and experience of the world makes for a fascinating character.

What I like most about Helena is how the evolution of her empowerment is choice in the form of mercy, and empathy—especially in a maternal sense. And viewers are never 100 per cent sure which path Helena will take (as shown by her surprising soft spot for Alison’s fumbling husband Donnie).

The clone club also includes gay clone Cosima and transgender clone Tony, and the idea the clones have different sexual orientations along with varying personalities is intriguing. Some of the clone club are extremely intelligent, and I like that while Rachel uses her high IQ without empathy to further her own agenda, Cosima primarily uses her intelligence to help others.

Being more emotionally open and connected to each other is part of what empowers the surviving clones; aggression and physical violence are tools but they also utilize careful planning and choose to practice kindness, even to the detriment of long-term goals. In summary, Orphan Black offers a wide spectrum of empowered female characters.


Slap Scene In Pretty Little Liars


Pretty Little Liars is rife with interesting female representations. Jenna is an intriguing character, blinded by a prank attributed to the Pretty Little Liars crew (although Alison is primarily responsible). As a result Jenna is a prime suspect in the hunt for mysterious cyber-bully A.

In the bathroom scene I’m referencing, Jenna smirks because she recently paid new character Caleb to spy on Hanna. Hanna fell in love and lost her virginity to Caleb before discovering he was in Jenna’s employ.

Upon crossing paths, Hanna, who hasn't employed physical violence up to this point, impulsively slaps Jenna, who becomes disoriented and frightened; a slap would be shocking for anyone, but more so for a blind character. The other Pretty Little Liars present are stunned, displaying neither condemnation nor approval.

Hannah picks up Jenna’s sunglasses and places them in the girl’s shaking hand, with the line, “This is Hanna, in case you’re wondering.”

Pretty Little Liars always explores power dynamics across different types of relationships, especially focusing on the grey zone. Hanna crosses a line, and in the moment it feels warranted because the audience sides with her pain. What Jenna set in motion for Hanna might have pushed another teen to suicide, so it could be argued Jenna's already crossed a psychologically abusive line.

But hitting a blind person in the school bathroom is wrong (hey, hitting anyone in the school toilets seems wrong) and it is one of the first times Jenna appears frightened in the series. When it comes to lies, manipulation, and bullying, Jenna is empowered, but in this moment she becomes the victim, and audience empathy swings to her.

Keeping in the mind the torment Jenna inflicted, you understand that loss of control even if you don’t agree with it. Hannah snapped—and slapped! But it’s a simmering powder keg on both sides. If not for this group of friends Jenna wouldn’t have lost her sight.

That’s what I like about the writing: Jenna is a Mean Girl before she loses her sight, and after. Going blind doesn’t disempower her. In this moment it does place her at a disadvantage, but overall her personality never loses its vindictive bite. To paraphrase her stepbrother Toby, she’s a strong person—it’s what she does with that strength that is the problem.

The confrontation between Jenna and Hanna has a lot of layers, and history; probably why the scene stuck. In this moment Hanna leaves veiled and not-so-veiled threats behind, crossing over into physical violence, but her journey is a result of Jenna leaving veiled threats behind and crossing into psychologically abusive territory. As with most power plays in the PLL world, nobody wins.

At its core, from day one the show has been about a group of young women’s struggles for empowerment in the face of persecution and blackmail, in a largely predatory world.


Women Of The Expanse

Beautiful costuming too.
Most notably, Shohreh Aghdashloo as Chrisjen Avasarala and Dominique Tipper as Naomi Ngata.

First up, I love the writing on this show and look forward to the second season. The cultures of the future are complex, and as a result the politics of the solar system are teetering on the brink of conflict. Conspiracies abound, and in terms of the main characters it seems like everybody is hiding something (or maybe the audience becomes as paranoid as the characters onscreen).

A high-ranking Earth politician, Chrisjen Avasarala is playing the long game. In pursuit of her goal she has become dehumanized, or should I say disassociated from the impact of her decisions. Great scriptwriting lets the audience understand how she came to be this way and why she’s so blinkered.

Chrisjen Avasarala is also a grieving mother, and this is worked into the story in a relevant way. The scenes with her family offer stark contrast to her ruthlessness in the political arena. (Her husband and grandson can be viewed as embodiments of the Earth First belief system that fuels her actions.)

At present the character is empowered by her political skills—in the grey zone. Surviving in a morally bankrupt environment where manipulation is an essential tool, rather than being a “baddie” the character is presented as an intelligent, complex individual who has empowered herself in a questionable way. She’s not violent, but has no qualms ordering violent acts she considers justified. Her empathy is unpredictable, in terms of the impact it has on decisions, and that’s intriguing.

The character Naomi Nagata is a bit of a mystery. She spends the first season trying to stay alive, along with the rest of the surviving crew, and her interplay with Jim Holden sets up an interesting power dynamic. Naomi Nagata is intelligent and well liked on the ship, but she’s obviously got secrets, and when caught up in the fall-out of a conspiracy the team can’t help being suspicious of each other.

Naomi acts as the moral compass for the character Amos Burton. Exhibiting sociopathic traits, he has a tendency for violent responses and only listens to Naomi. In the chaos that erupts, this does empower her, providing an insta-back-up vote but it’s also a problematic dynamic, especially under pressure.

By the end of the season it’s clear how much the team respects this character: calm under pressure, she’s an independent, clever, loyal, and pragmatic survivor who prefers a non-violent approach to problem solving. Seeing what Naomi will do next, and whether or not her secrets will be revealed in Season 2, is one of many reasons I keep tuning in.


Classic Flashback: Buffy and Co.

Way old skool.
A lot has been written about Buffy and her friends. Fans will tell you she’s the blonde cheerleader in a horror movie who is always meant to die… yet didn’t. Instead she becomes the killer—albeit a righteous one, her victim’s an endless list of supernatural nasties.

Part of the show’s charm is that people who love television created it, taking well-known storylines and throwing them for a loop amidst scripts brimming with pop culture references. More importantly, the series provided a steady stream of interesting female characters.

In relation to empowerment I think Buffy losing her supernatural strength (Helpless, Season 3 episode 12), drugged to the point where she was weaker than the average girl yet still capable of killing a vampire and surviving to tell the tale, is a standout. The goal was to show Buffy’s intelligence and survival instinct were the true source of her power. Episodes like this made the series so phenomenal.

The addition of Faith to the cast was genius. Faith, a slayer who emerged when Buffy died briefly, came to be viewed as the dark side of Buffy. Unstable and volatile from the outset, Faith’s existence allowed larger questions to be worked into the narrative, like the age-old nature versus nurture.

Buffy maintained friends/family were the key to her own stability, whereas Willow disagreed, believing Faith’s violent and destructive tendencies were an innate part of her psyche.

Independence versus responsibility, isolation versus teamwork: just some of the choices the female lead struggles with. Sexuality and relationships were also core themes. Angel’s turn to the dark side (a vampire who loses his soul) as a metaphor for boyfriends who become violent after sex was brilliantly clever. Learning how to be a woman empowered by a relationship rather than disempowered was constantly addressed.

I’m not really a fan of the final season, and dispersing the strength of the slayer to teen girls everywhere is probably one of my least favorite aspects of the show. But I think any series that runs longer than half a decade has a season or two less loved by fans.

Aside from Buffy and Faith, Willow, Cordelia, Anya, Tara, Dawn, Joyce and a heap of other female characters along the way were on journeys of personal growth. Everyone made mistakes, and evolved. The women of BTVS were understandably flawed, and that made them endearingly relatable.

Most would say Buffy The Vampire Slayer had many hits, and a few misses, in terms of addressing female empowerment, but it was constantly striving to challenge the female characters, and will always be a standout inspiration for future scriptwriters wanting to create well-rounded, engaging women of the small screen who inspire their audience.

5 by 5.



Saturday, May 2, 2015

50 Reasons To Watch Pretty Little Liars


Pretty Little Liars is so much more than a teen show. The best three word description would be meta, meta, META.

I watch a lot of television because I'm working on a pilot script, and PLL is one show that teaches you a hell of a lot about entertaining storytelling. The production team messes with viewers, turning familiar tropes into tricks (#likearabbitoutofahat), playing the audience over and over.

...A little like the way Alison, "A", and Mona manipulate the girls onscreen, come to think of it. O_O

For those who haven't seen the series, take the time to catch up! Here are fifty reasons to binge-watch before season six hits (with a whole heap of random and pointless tribute hashtags from me). Be warned, newbies who start watching are in for a wild, curly-haired, paranoid, toe-curling, diabolical, adrenalized ride.*

*Avid fans will love the list too, btw.
#wereallinthistogether
THE LIST
OF REASONS
YOU NEED TO GET
ONBOARD THE GOOD SHIP PLL


50. Mona isn't the only one "living in a state of hyperreality". That basically sums up the entire Rosewood experience. 
#thistowniswhack
Word.
49. Dolls, dolls, more creepy dolls. And there's a doll repair shop. (Makes sense, with a local doll population of about fifty million.) Standard retail outlet in most American states, right?
#itsadollsworldoutthere
The eyes follow you O_O
48. THERE IS LITERALLY A LIFE-SIZED DOLLHOUSE. Okay, you have to hang in a few years to get there, but it's worth it. 
#Charlesisbatshitcraycray

47. Sasha Pieterse plays teen sociopath Alison magnificently. Seriously, the kid gives you chills. Turns out she was twelve in the pilot. 
#madprops

46. They use the lake to good effect. Although sometimes I mistake it for a river. And I think it keeps moving? Now I just imagine Rosewood has an enormous moat around it. Like a water version of The Dome, except instead of keeping people out, it slows the passing of time. O_O
You've changed, Jason.
45. Sometimes characters leave town and come back entirely different people. I think this is because they are their own great-great grandchildren (see reason 5). Or it could be a hereditary issue everyone's too polite to mention since it only happens to the DiLaurentis bloodline. 
#legitreasoning
Stop creating onscreen sexual tension with
 everyone Tyler Blackburn.
44. Contains the most unrealistic representation of hacking since the movie Hackers. And I love it.
#needsmorecyberfashion

43. Unlike real high school, you'll never get tired of seeing the same faces over and over because people come to school for a while, and are never seen again. 
#wemissyouHolden
Where For Art Thou Holden?
42. Janel Parrish owns every scene she appears in. 
#monakicksass

41. There are more classic film references than you could throw a severed head in a hat box at.
#hereslookingatyouByron
We need to talk about...
Whoever the hell this is.
40. Explores misdirection and misrepresentation. Think doppelganger references, mirror images, lots of mask-wearing, people impersonating each other, and for the final seasons I'm predicting twins. (Oh and not forgetting that time all the cool kids got face casts.)
#itwasjustaphase #seeingdoubleispartofthistownscharm

39. Includes straight, gay, and bisexual characters. For the teens, it's no big deals. Mostly the adults are the drama queens.
#progressive
This was supposed to be a photo of
Toby in his police uniform but I got distracted.
38. It's a dysfunctional procedural, in the sense the town has a terrible police force. Pinky swear these are real questions from the Rosewood Police Academy application form (I have my sources):
-Ever illegally videotaped underage girls? Bonus points if you can describe this activity in Latin.
-Ever swapped evidence for sex?
-Ever flirted with an underager?
-Ever served time for accidentally blinding your stepsister?
On the bright side, supposedly murdered people can turn up alive, so it balances out.
#anydaynowMaya
We're still waiting. :(
37. You could go the rest of your life only quoting Pretty Little Liars dialogue (prepare to sound awesome) and never run out of cool things to say. For me the show's best-of script moments are up there with Twin Peaks and Buffy The Vampire Slayer.
#wittyquips

36. The greatest mystery will always be whether or not Aria will eventually be eaten alive by her own enormous accessories. 
#feathersforthewin
It's like Tippi's family are living in her hair.
35. You get to see the father characters on the show vie for the title of most entertaining hypocrite. (PLL teaches us all dads are dodgy, unless they're in the army.)
#rosewoodisnotamansworld

34. So. Much. Food. Everyone talks about being hungry, but rarely does a character eat. The constant meals become random installation art. What does it all mean? Are they metaphorical? Or like the potions in Alice In Wonderland? Will people shrink? Will eating have crazy side effects? Maybe that's how they're holding back time...
I know, it's all so pretty.
33. Speaking of time, I don't think it's a coincidence the time traveller from 12 Monkeys also works part-time as a teacher in Rosewood. 
#conspiracytheories #redleaftea

32. Shay Mitchell as Emily does the best shocked face ever seen on television. Repeatedly. For, like, years now. Never gets blasé about reveals. 
#Shaybringsit
See? Emily wins at "shocked".
31. Teenagers on this show have been played by 12-32 year olds. Meaning actresses could be playing high schoolers alongside their own kids.
#mindblown
Sorry, I forgot what I was talking about.
30. An actor with Universal Chemistry can create sexual tension with anyone. Take Tyler Blackburn as Caleb. His prime UC examples include:
- Visiting his girlfriend's mother in prison. That got weird fast.
-Police interrogation room scene with Garrett and Wilden that had an unexpected three-way vibe.
-The many times he could have run off with Toby. Or Spencer. Or Toby and Spencer. (Calobencer?)
-The argument with Ezra at his cabin that seemed to be leading to possible hate sex.
-Early conversation with Emily where I wished they'd get hotdogs together and hook up, before remembering Emily is gay.
-The many times I thought Lucas was going to mack on Caleb and announce he's gay.
#blackburnisababe
This whole episode is a work of art.
(And I wish I knew some classic cinema slang to leave here.)
29. There is a noir episode! Trust me, it's as amazing as you'd imagine... 
#nothingisblackandwhiteohwait #MYGODTHEFASHION

28. Tippi the bird (or should I say, talking bird) is the true star of PLL. 
#bringbacktippi #expositionkickoffdoneright
World's Coolest Bird.
Even A loved Tippi!
27. PLL takes that awful feeling you get in high school when someone bullies you, and times' it by ten hundred thousand million. (A must be great on Twitter, what with sticking to a character limit. Those threatening texts are tight.)
#theartofthewellwrittensociopath

26. No one in Rosewood can dress appropriately for a funeral. (Dress Code: Hyperreality.)
#shesinfashion

25. The lady from Charmed is in the show (and has a lot of onscreen chemistry with the actor who plays her daughter's boyfriend).
#hollymariecombs #hotmama
Mona hangin' out at her fave holiday B and B.
24. This town has a weird interpretation of traditional institutions. Prison means working full-time as a dry cleaner, and the sanitarium Radley is like a bizarre bed and breakfast with board games. 
#mightwannaresearchthat #notquitethebelljar

23. EP and Showrunner I. Marlene King posts and offers hints in interviews that are clever and will keep you guessing.
#understoodinhindsight

22. PLL can be used to teach classmates/workmates the importance of backing up digital material. Otherwise you risk losing precious hours of work and becoming a suspect in an ongoing murder investigation.
#truestory
It was a sad foreshadowing that
Jenna wore dark sunglasses on Halloween.
21. You can join the rest of us in feeling bad for Jenna. I mean, come on, Alison blinded her (and not in a metaphorical didn't-see-that-coming way). 
#bitchcansee
 World's No. 1 Mom
20. Sit back and enjoy the worst onscreen-parenting-masquerading-as-decent-parenting since Gossip Girl. (We miss you Lily and Rufus). Ashley is the winner. Her supposed awesomeness includes:
-Sleeping with a corrupt cop while her daughter is home to get said daughter off shoplifting charges. WTF.
-Running over said officer with her car before fleeing the scene. The excuse? He made verbal threats against her child.
-Lying to cops about her whereabouts during a murder investigation.
-Stealing huge amounts of money from an elderly customer at the bank where she works.
-Cheating on her pastor boyfriend with the brother of a murder suspect her daughter is arrested for colluding with.
#motheroftheyear #feelthelove
Hanna made a fabulous Marilyn.
19. Speaking of Gossip Girl, that show's got nothing on the social calendar of Rosewood. Forget the Big Apple: this crazy, tiny, timeless town has more social events each season than Paris. Better yet, teens are welcome! From an underground party at changing locations to endless themed balls. A Western boot scootin' get-together. A Halloween train party. Even glamping. You can model wedding dresses at a home showing. Or wear your dead friend's clothes in a runway show. 
#hadtobethere

18. Feeling bad about making out with someone who isn't your boyfriend/girlfriend? Don't. The Pretty Little Liars do it all the time and it works out totally fine. 
#wewereonabreak

17. Rosewood is known for its quality therapy. 
#SOJOKING
Seriously, she fell like a meter.
People fall further in gym class playing dodge ball.
16. PLL's continuing exploration of the space/time continuum gets you thinking about the big questions. Like when Aria pushes Shana in New York, you too will wonder how a girl can die falling off a stage. Is gravity different in the big city??
#neverleaveRosewood

15. Join the rest of us and alternate between Spencer and Hanna as your favorite Liar.
#troianandashleyrock
This wasn't weird at all.
14. You might think this show is bananas but I heard bananas don't like to be affiliated with it. 
#wildrep

13. Play spotto finding questionable body doubles (usually around the same time as a slow motion edit). Examples include Emily's muscly swimming double during a race scene, and Hannah's double when getting hit by a car. Possibly a double for Noel when he knocks over the ice tray/body remains on the train?
#couldbewrong #thatshalfthefun

12. You'll enjoy the soundtrack. The show has great tunes in the mix and an addictive opener by The Pierces.
#twocankeepasecretifoneofthemisdead
A sure does like to play.
11. If you like games, well, this entire show is a game. 
#helovesmehelovesmenot #checkmate

10. Your own dubious taste in lovers won't seem so bad when you realize Little Miss Perfect (the character Melissa Hastings), married a guy who tried to murder her sister, unknowingly made out with her half-brother, and that's before you even get to Garrett and Wren... 
#ifeelbetteralready
I won't lie: Alison scares me even without a knife.
9. Fans of flashbacks will love PLL. (Note: Flashforwards apparently coming up too.) Flashbacks to the night Alison "died" make it clear her house was THE hotspot in town. This kid is quite the multi-tasker. Jokes aside, the PLL lot are skilled craftsman when it comes to well handled flashbacks. They shape, then reveal and reshape the past—over and over.
#niceuseofastorytellingdevice

8. Watching episodes means you can listen to the fantastic podcast recaps by @BrosWatchPLLToo and read the many associated blogs online, because let's face it, PLL is a recappers dream. 
#metamania

7. Did I mention there are psychics? Occasional magic shows? Mannequins? Some creepy puppets at a carnival? Body parts that reappear at random? 
#WHATMOREDOYOUPEOPLENEED
Something tells me this isn't going to end well.
6. Rosewood is the one place avoiding a guy because he gives you a dodgy vibe isn't paranoia, it's a necessary life skill. If you think your ex is a creepster wait till you meet Ezra. 
#fortheteacherfestishists

5. You'll love how the crimes pile up till you get distracted, like the characters, by the next reveal. People are presumed dead, then not dead, then charged with murder then released and murdered, then missing, then presumed alive, then found dead, then one murder turns out to be a different person's murder, then someone who thought she'd covered up a murder ends up murdered, or the actual murderer... and who you think did each murder changes till you forget to keep up and wish you had a whiteboard. #RosewoodisthenewCabotCove 

4. PLL has striking cinematography and editing. Obvious time is put into making the series visually interesting. And Norman Buckley directs a lot of episodes. 
#morethanenoughreasontowatch

3. The teens of Rosewood build better stalker picture/info walls than most serial killers on cop shows. Or FBI profilers. Their surveillance skills are topnotch. I'm starting to wonder if it's part of the curriculum.
#attentiontodetail #kidsthesedays
Cause that's not creepy.
2. It could be argued PLL says, don't let age hold you back: with the help of a fake ID you can date older men, hire private detectives, get into bars, take on corrupt cops, and solve murders. On the flipside, this kind of behavior does lead to a prison sentence and subsequent kidnapping for our heroes.
#sokindacarpediemmaybe #nowImnotsosure
Prom's never as good you imagine it will be...
Even less so when you've been abducted.
1. While it can be fun, when this show gets dark, it gets hella dark. Bats in the belfry psychological torture/physical captivity/near-death experiences mother freakin' dark. The stakes climb higher with each season. I'm almost scared for the girls at this point, considering how many episodes are left on the schedule. Who thought Alison would be better off than all of them? Especially considering she started the series dead O_O
#nomorefuneralsplease #sixsixsixseasonimean

...That was in no particular order, btw. See you back at the Dollhouse, Pretty Little Liars! xx